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I like this game so much but i've hit a problem it crashed a lot but other then that it is EPIC :D :D :D :D. Please check out the full review of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator as well as my other written content at AndrewsBase: http://andrewsbase.com/2019/04/19/a-first-look-at-totally-accurate-battle-simulator/Have you ever read Sun Tzu's The Art of War and wanted to implement your very own tactical masterclass in a bid to outwit and humiliate your opponents by your sheer military prowess? Well, you can't do that here.What you can do is plop down two wooly mammoths and have them fight to the death across an ancient medieval battleground versus 500 farmers. If that sounds intriguing, Landfall's Totally Accurate Battle Simulator might be for you.Landfall, the development studio behind the chaotic physics platformer Clustertruck, Stick Fight: The Game and the skill based party game Square Brawl have released arguably their most sought-after title yet. Totally Accurate Battle Simulator has been in a playable and testing state from 2016 and has only recently released on Steam under the Early Access banner where it has taken the top-selling charts by storm.In a game that prides itself on silly physics fun there is a surprising amount of depth and interesting mechanics to keep Totally Accurate Battle Simulator fun and engaging for several hours.Featuring a single player campaign that spans several historical era's including Medieval and Viking, you will be launched head first in to an array of interesting and funny battle scenarios.  Picture the scene: 75 halflings stand angrily on the opposite side of a miniscule brick bridge and it is your job to conquer the land for your own.  Using your limited resources, as each level imposes a monetary spending limit to provide a challenge, how will you overcome this fearsome foe?  Maybe you will create a halfling army of your own, perhaps you will take advantage of the king who is shadowed by a militarised set of priests with the sole purpose of healing him or maybe you will opt for the scarecrow that launches birds in a fit of rage at the unsuspecting enemies.  Whatever you chose; overcome, divide and conquer!Fear not, this package wouldn't be complete without a sandbox mode - I took advantage of the currently limited campaign, which will feature new maps, units and levels in the future, to learn the ropes and grasp the extreme nuances of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. I have never been one for silly physics-based games like Goat Simulator, but as someone who enjoys strategy titles and watching a cavalcade of spaghetti-legged NPC's mindlessly beat the life out of each other while screaming incoherent, but admittedly hilarious noises from every orifice - I had a unaldulterated amount of fun setting up impossible scenarios and witnessing how they played out.Using the limited amount of units currently available, although Landfall has stated more are in the works and will be released for free in future updates, as well as introducing a unit creator - which I am way to excited for, I played around in the sandbox mode for more time than I would have liked to admit. Placing 400 clubbers on either side of the battlefield and hitting the start button to watch my CPU chug in a glorious physics mesh of googly-eyed combatants is unlike anything I have witnessed in gaming. Pitting Zeus and his ranged lightning bolts against a mammoth or snake archers and just sitting back and witnessing the utter mess I had created emitted a childlike sense of fun that I have not had the joy of feeling for years. As a kid did you ever have wrestling figures or toys and make up scenarios or use your incredible imagination to design a over-the-top battle in your mind, using real world objects around you like otherworldly objects?  This is my experience in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.The camera controls are a little wonky at the moment and can be hard to control but this is something that will more than likely be refined during the Early Access period. 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It would also be great to see more detailed maps rather than the many open battlefields that are in the current build; lets see some indoor, close quarters combat or huge, sprawling Total War like maps.. Pros:Extremely detailed maps42 unitsThe ability to control a unit in a battle14 mapsGood physics4 campaigns6 factionsFun gameplayDetailed unitsGood sound effectsSecrets 16 secret units Cons:In the time from the closed alpha to now, Landfall has been showing off units and has redesigned everything multiple times. I don't even know how some many unit were shown off and that they will only add 10 factions with 7 units in each.Upcoming content:4 more factionsUnit creatorFaction creatorBattle creatorCampaign creator. The game looks and feel very unique, can't wait for more troops to be add in. It's short, it's very short, but what is available to play right now is still quite a lot of fun. For an unfinished game, it's still quite nice, plays well, easy controls, and a bit of fun. There's also a sandbox mode once you finish the campaign to just mess around in.Edit, so I'm an idiot. There is a lot more to the campaign than I realized. It's still short, but it's longer than I thought it was, by about 4 times.. Shut up and take my money. Absolutely brilliant game, no doubt! But i have one major problem, in the betas you had ninjas, neon, and some other things but they have removed them. (for now) Probably to restyle them but i was looking forward to playing with some star wars bois! But overall i really recommend the game, i would say around 9/10 but when they add in more units, i will definetly (sorry about spelling) give a 20/10. Thanks for reading!. Good if you want to experience TABS early but I suggest you wait awhile until the constant crashing and possibly more units are added Development so far!: Hello everyone! A lot has happened with the game so far, and we want to share it with you. We often post on our youtube channel and twitter. Here is a video compilation of what we've been posting on our youtube page since development started! :)https://youtu.be/oqqEqA8bJRQIf you have any questions about development please check out our FAQ http://landfall.se/tabs-faq or email info@landfall.seFollow our youtube and twitter for the most frequent updates about the game: Youtube: www.youtube.com/landfallgamesTwitter: www.twitter.com/LandfallGamesThank you all for staying with us through TABS's development!. Patch 0.1.4: Features: Added options to switch sides of blue/redChanges: Slightly improved aiming of regular archers and spear throwers Snakes and crows are no longer counted as being part of your team when checking the win condition. Balance: Slightly increased the damage of the harvester's scythe Slightly increased the collider size of the hoplite's shield Bug Fixes: Fixed issue where multiple priest would make the healed unit flicker yellowPlease keep questions to the forums as we cannot answer on this post: https://steamcommunity.com/app/508440/discussionsPlease share cool screenshots, videos and stories on our subreddit (r/accuratebattlesim) or on twitter under the #PlayTABS hashtagTwitter: https://twitter.com/landfallgamesDiscord: www.discord.gg/landfalllandfallgamesDiscord: www.discord.gg/landfall. The Dynasty update is live!: Features: Dynasty faction with seven units Dynasty map Dynasty campaign A bunch of secret unitsChanges: Added a secondary, shorter jump to the berserker for targets that are 8-10m awayBalance: Increased the hp of the halfling Decreased the cost of the halfling from 60 to 50 Slightly decreased the halfling damage Increased archer reload time from 7 to 8 seconds Increased Artemis price to 5500 Decreased the number of arrows per Artemis attack Increased Artemis spreadMake sure to restart steam and verify the integrity of the game files to get the update!Please keep questions to the forums as we cannot answer on this post: https://steamcommunity.com/app/508440/discussionsPlease share cool screenshots, videos, and stories on our subreddit (r/accuratebattlesim) or on twitter under the #PlayTABS hashtagTwitter: https://twitter.com/landfallgamesDiscord: www.discord.gg/landfall. TABS Development clips #3: Here's some of what we've been working on before Easter, enjoy!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMD6_jjvAuwKeep questions to the forums as we cannot answer here: https://steamcommunity.com/app/508440/discussions/. Development clips from this week!: Hi! Here's a video showcasing some of the things we've been working on this week, enjoy!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrkaXnuLVdE. Holiday greetings from the TABS-team!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGYXKZroIEgWe're working hard to finish TABS, we still don't have a release date but will let you know as soon as we do :) Please check out what we've been working on, we have weapons, concept art, more info on the unit editor etc over on twitter: https://twitter.com/LandfallGamesPlease keep questions to the forums as we cannot answer here: https://steamcommunity.com/app/508440/discussions. New faction trailer: Vikings!: We're working hard to finish the game, here's the latest completed faction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHkgtDwRSfcMake sure you're following us on twitter for updates about the game: https://twitter.com/LandfallGamesPlease keep questions to the forums as it's impossible to reply to comments on announcements.. Patch notes 0.1.2: Hello! Thank you for all of the feedback, we’ll keep updating and improving the game. We know some are still experiencing the crashing issue between levels, we’re working hard to fix it as soon as possible. Please let us know if this patch improved the crashes. Changes: Moved level "Odds against you" towards the end of the adventure campaign Tweaked enemy placement and unit restrictions in level "Odds against you" Valkyrie swords now stick to enemies Brawler axes now stick to targets Asked kings feet to relax Changed the pathfinding on Viking Sandbox Removed the wooden bars from the houses on ancient 1. Units would get stuck on themBalance: Decreased ice archer effect by 25% Decreased ballista reload time from 12s to 10s Increased ballista range from 45m to 50m Slightly decreased catapult aoe radius Increased zeus reload time from .75s to 1.1s Decreased zeus lightning bolt damage slightly Increased zeus lightning bolt knockback slightly Decreased snake archer reload time from 28s to 22s Slightly increased snake movement speed Slightly increased damage Slightly increased snake aggro Increased knight hp from 300 to 350 Decreased valkyrie up and down flight movement by 50%. They can now more easily be killed by ranged units Decreased valkyrie hp from 200 to 150 Increased Stoner reload time when enemies are in melee distance Increased hoplites spear accuracyBug Fixes: Optimized audio memory usage Fixed freeze frame when starting battle first time on new map Updated AI to use line of sight when attacking Fixed issue where weapon impacts would sometimes deal damage without making an impact sound. Fixed issue where weapon would sometimes make a weapon sound without dealing damage Fixed issue where weapon impacts on ground would not make a sound Fixed issue where range units would fire backwards when targeting very fast moving unitsMake sure to restart steam and verify the integrity of the game-files!Please keep questions to the forums as we cannot answer on this post: https://steamcommunity.com/app/508440/discussionsPlease share cool screenshots, videos and stories on our subreddit (r/accuratebattlesim) or on twitter under the #PlayTABS hashtagTwitter: https://twitter.com/landfallgamesDiscord: www.discord.gg/landfall. Possible mounting system!: Wilhelm has been messing around with a mounting system for units, see the video below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue3n5aFBN4k&t=1sFollow us on twitter for almost daily updates about the game and our progress: http://twitter.com/landfallgamesWe are dedicated to finishing this game and making it as good as possible, that being said we currently don't have an estimated release date. However, we are closer than ever with development moving very quickly.If you want to ask us questions please keep them to the steam forums and to our email info@landfall.se as we cannot answer in the comments here.. Physics animation system 3.0!: Hello everyone! We know that you're anxious for the game's release and that we haven't made an update here in a while. We finally figured out what is causing the game to take so long, here's a video that explains more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyIX60UwJEA&feature=youtu.beFollow us on twitter for almost daily updates about the game and our progress: http://twitter.com/landfallgamesIf you want to ask us questions please keep them to the steam forums and to our email info@landfall.se as we cannot answer in the comments here.
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